One word: Cullenism.
This is not a joke.
This is a real religion – people who believe the Cullens are real, and must be worshiped. They believe Stephenie Meyer is a prophet, and that the twilight books are, in fact, holy books (i.e. equivalent to such books as the bible). The reward for a life of devout worship and right living is eternal life with the Cullens.
That’s right. You get to spend eternity with an arrogant jerk, a pedophile, a cretin, an idiot novelist, and a horde of shrieking fangirls.
And that’s if you’re good.